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About This Game Design and build your own hospital!Build up a hospital from nothing to a masterpiece as you design the most beautiful – or functional – healthcare operation in the whole of Two Point County. Optimise your hospital design to increase patient (and cash) flow, arranging corridors, rooms and waiting areas to your exact specifications. Expand your hospital to multiple buildings as you look to get as many patients through the door as possible.Place decorative and functional items around your hospital to improve its prestige, lower patient boredom, increase happiness and keep those end of year awards flowing in. Cure unusual illnessesDon’t expect Two Point County to be populated with your usual types of patients. In this world, you’ll experience all kinds of unusual illnesses; from Light-headedness to Cubism – each requiring their very own special type of treatment machine. Diagnose illnesses, build the right rooms to handle them, hire the right staff, and then get ready, because curing just one of these illnesses is just the beginning. You can handle a single patient – but can you handle a Pandemic? Once you’ve conquered an illness, research improved cures and machines and turn your hospital into an unstoppable healthcare juggernaut. Improve and expand your hospital horizons!Your first hospital is where it begins, but what next? Once you’ve cured the residents of a small harbour village, can you take on a bigger challenge in a busier hospital? Improve your facilities, upgrade machines, staff and layouts to make more money, more quickly. Train and improve your staff, levelling them up with new skills and abilities to make your hospital even more efficient. Make use of the extensive statistic and information screens to analyse your strengths and weaknesses, and make rapid alterations. Adjust the price of your treatments, keep an eye on your turnover, take out loans and optimise your earnings.You’ll be managing staff with unique personality types and traits, so you’ll need to keep an eye on who’s being efficient – and who is just a pain in the neck. 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Great game.. Worthy successor to Theme Hospital. A fun, in-depth building management game that offers a lot of customisation when building rooms. Animations are cool and funny and the newer updates add fun challenges to the game. Definitely worth the price. It's Theme Hospital with modern graphics and better gameplay so it's great. However, beware of its repetitiveness because it's kind of easy to play.The price is correct, you get what you pay for : hours of honest entertainement.. I've put in a fair amount of time into this game and have really enjoyed it. But it is wearing me down with the repetitive nature of building each hospital. Each level introduces a new element but the build process follows the same cycle of struggle, then getting into a rhythm of patient processing. It's fun to get the engine going but after doing this half a dozen times its growing a bit boring. There's staple rooms you need in every hospital and office space so each new building you make is a tiresome process of building those rooms. Then you watch what special rooms get the most use and make extras of those.I'm going to recommend the game since I think it's a well designed and fun game. But I expect most players will get bored at some point.. Giving this game a thumbs down - but only because there's no sideways thumb.- Need more keybinding\/camera control options for the mouse- If you have OCD like me, not being able to move rooms 1 square over instead of the default 2 so you have equal size hallways will literally anger you.- The Janitors suck! You can have 1 or you can have 20. You can micromanage their job assignments or just let them do everything, and they still suck! You can set things for high priority or low, and they still suck! Train them to be motivated and lvl 3 maintenance or hire some jumbled skilled worker, and they all still suck! You can read articles on how to train them, watch YouTube videos about janitors - it all doesn't matter, they still suck! You will spend more time trying to get them to fix everything from the high end machines to the toilets to filling vending machines than almost everything besides laying out your hospital floor plan.If you haven't figured it out - THE JANITORS SUCK!Other than that, this game is great, love the humor - just a lot of fun!. I love this game so much. 192 hours on this game and still LOVING it.So many upsides to this game.Only one downside I must bring up is that I can't shake everyone's hand at Two Point Studios and tell them what an AMAZING job they ALL did on this game.Please keep up the GREAT WORK! =). This is a spiritual successor to Theme Hospital - the game I used to play years ago. Gameplay is very similar to the original, it has all the features that the original game had as far as I remember, graphics looks much better of course, it's 3D and built on Unity engine. For those who didn't have a chance to play the original - TPH is a simple easy-to-learn business simulation strategy game and the point is building and managing hospitals. It doesn't take itself seriously, it's more like a humorous relaxing game.The performance is great on an Arch Linux 1050 Ti laptop and I didn't have any issues, it's ported natively. Cream of the Shop, Feature #2: Continuing our Steam Workshop Interior Designer feature, let us bring to your attention the classiest bundle of flooring we've EVER SEEN! And you can trust us... we've seen at least 5 by this point.Amoebae has succeeded in creating beautiful flooring that would impress the most hoity, and indeed toity, VIP. There is not a scrap of kardean to be found in this hospital - only genuine polished planks grace the floors - which will no doubt make your doctors feel like they're performing medical miracles in style!Subscribe now!https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1659916555. AVAILABLE NOW: Customisation Update!: Hi Scrubs!Ever wanted to rename your staff and patients in Two Point Hospital? Well want no more, Darlings, because we’re making that a reality in the new Customisation Update!Check out the patch notes and full information here: https://steamcommunity.com/app/535930/discussions/0/1730963192532977799/Not only that, you’ll be able to adjust the look of your staff uniforms. Useful if you’re a fancy-pants fashion designer, yes, but just as useful if you like categorising your staff into different areas of work. Now you’ll be able to see at a glance who your Ghost Catchers are, or who is best at front desk and who should be manning the marketing department. We’ve added a variety of tasteful trims inspired by the latest fashions from Paris, New York and Farnham – with additional delightful designs unlockable with Kudosh. The customisation update follows hot on the heels of our recent “copy & paste rooms” feature update, underlining our commitment to adding community-requested features to the game. Stay tuned to our social media channels for more information on updates in the coming weeks and months. We've given access to the new features to a select group of Streamers ahead of you all getting your hands on it, so if you're curious to see what's coming head over to Blarla or Jonti from Geekism's live streams (or get in contact for a full list of streamers with access to the new update!) - and keep an eye out tomorrow for news on when you can expect to be able to download the public beta!Much love from all of us at Two Point! <3LauranIf you’d like to test out the new patch, you can download it by following these steps:1. Right-click Two Point Hospital in your game library and select Properties.2. Select the BETAS tab.3. Choose twopointhospital_patch_beta from the drop-down menu.4. The build will start downloading.Be aware that if you download and play the beta with a pre existing save game, your saves will not be compatible once you revert to the main branch. The full update will be rolling out to the public in the next few days. For more information, head to our most recent update!: https://steamcommunity.com/app/535930/discussions/0/1730963192532977799/. BREAKING NEWS! BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN THE POINTY MOUNTAIN REGION!: We’re releasing our first paid content for Two Point Hospital! Experience a frosty new region, featuring three new hospitals, a range of new illnesses and a range of new items.Watch the trailer here!So what’s included?Three new hospitals: Underlook Hotel, Swelbard and Roquefort Castle.A bunch of new visual illnesses. A range of exciting new items to place in your hospital.Tell me more!Have you ever heard of Two Point County’s Pointy Mountain region? Have you ever heard of the disgruntled residents of the Pointy Mountain region? No? Well… that’s probably what they’re disgruntled about. This cold and spiky region of Two Point County is home to the once great Underlook Hotel – which has fallen from grace is now nothing more than a hotbed for bad reviews and diminishing profits. A ‘medical budget’ has been set up to *hopefully* salvage the Hotel’s reputation and avoid any further lawsuits. Medical advancement in the Pointy Mountain region has fallen behind somewhat, and now they desperately need help to ensure the residents are getting the medical attention they deserve. You – yes you, Hospital Administrator – are the best in the business. The right honourable Bartholomew F Yeti has heard nothing but great things about the work you’ve done for the good people of Two Point County, and has requested YOUR assistance to get the folk of the Pointy Mountain region back on their …big… feet again. As well as The Underlook Hotel, you’ll be whisked away to two other Two Point County locations that are bound to delight and amaze: Swelbard is the most remote town in all of Two Point County so make sure you strap on those snow boots and wrap up warm! Oh – and be prepared for an uphill struggle convincing any talented staff members to come and work there… sounds like you’ll need to get some training on the go pretty sharpish. Then make your way to the historical bolthole that is Roquefort Castle – well, actually it’s one of many Roquefort Castles but we’re sure they’re all super holey. Built by the great Roquefort family and loaned to you to set up a hospital, welcome your staff and patients to an institution with history! OK, so it’s a little drafty, and really badly laid out and… haunted… but other than that it’s a delightful-and-not-in-anyway-unsuitable for a medical practice. HAVE FUN!As well as some thrilling new locations, you’ll find some equally alarming ailments that the good people of Two Point County have managed to contract, we won’t ask how, such as:Barking Mad – get all four of those legs to the doghouse before the patient cocks one!Eye Candy – giving ‘eyes bigger than belly’ a whole new meaning!Bard Flu - Alas, poor resident of Two Point County. We kneweth him well.We’ll also chuck in some seasonal decorations… go on, you’ve earned themSo let us reiterate the exciting news…Two Point Hospital’s very first DLC is available now – containing three new hospitals, many new illnesses, new cure machines and a fresh new challenge! All you have to do is one star the hospital in Flemington to access the DLC!Buy it right now, right here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/966690/Two_Point_Hospital_Bigfoot/. Two Point Radio: Music To Make Games To, 2019 #2: We're back with some brand new additions to the Two Point Radio playlist! We've been insanely busy for the last couple of weeks getting some exciting new updates ready for you, so busy, in fact, that I wasn't even able to get tracks out of every team member. So this update is small but perfectly formed. Chris Knott, Lead Animator:Classics.I Walk Alone Haji & Emanuel Dub – Those GuysLazy ( Feat David Byrne ) Extended Version – Xpress 2 Prem Fatek, Artist:For efficient visual work:To the moon and back by Savage GardenMove your feet by Junior SeniorLittle lies by Fleetwood MacKnights of Cydonia by MuseLauran Carter, Community Manager:Do The Bartman, Bart Simpson: Seriously, I've listened to this about 15 times this week alone and it holds up, I swear!Craig Laycock, Brand Manager:This Love, Maroon 5: I recently heard that Adam was poorly... or did I? I think I did. Anyway, Lauran and I worked late whilst this blasted out of some tinny speakers, so here we are.Ben Hymers, Lead Coder:This week I have listened to tons of Presidents of the USA for nostalgia's sake! Too many to stick on the playlist, so I'll pick one randomly: Back Porch. It's just fun :)I've also been more than a bit obsessed with Eels - Flyswatter. Super cool melody.Gary Carr, Creative Director:Bentley Rhythm Ace, Bentley's Gonna Sort You OutWe've set up a Two point Radio Specific Spotify Channel now, where you will find our older and brand new playlists. You can find the 2019 playlist here!: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4jycpaF6TYJ38nIXI8kezvAnd if you're interested, you can find our 2018 playlist here!:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2q7q4m0bXZT1U1XumCGXDFEnjoy!Lauran. *Posted on behalf of Moderators* Two Point Hospital: Pebberley Island Giveaway!: Hello Scrubs!I hope you're all well and excited about our upcoming Pebberley Island DLC! Our excellent moderators, Jonathan and Ashley, are running a competition where you can get your hands on Pebberley Island - once it launches!Find out more here:https://steamcommunity.com/app/535930/discussions/0/1837937637897832196/Good luck!Lauran. Two Point Radio: Update 8: Afternoon, Scrubs!It's been a little while since I added some badass choons to our playlist, so here I am with another update!As I'm sure you're all aware, our launch date is speeding towards us so not every request for playlist additions is answered - and I'm totally OK with that, the team have far more important things to do than answer my emails asking for music ;), but as such you may find that this is a shorter playlist addition than usual!Let's get to it!:Chris Knott, Lead Animator:Too Many Zooz - Warriors Galantis - SatisfiedBlack Label Society - Trampled Down Below Gary Carr, Founder:Therapy - ScreamagerL7 - Pretend We're DeadThese are summer holiday songs to me! I may not be on holiday, but it is summer! Rich Brooks, Coder: Foster The People - Torches - Don't StopFoster The People - Sacred Hearts Club - Doing It for the MoneyOneRepublic - Oh My My - KidsOneRepublic - Native - Life In ColorI love Foster the People. They're brilliant live and have similarities to OneRepublic. They're quite 'pop', but that's not always a bad thing :). And they both have great lead singers. Mark Smart, Lead Artist Chilled list this month, to try and combat the stress of landing a game.Miserable Strangers – King CreosoteFrom the soundtrack From Scotland With Love. What a beautiful tune. Not as miserable as you may think. Has a lovely uplifting refrain at the end. See also Desperadoes Under The Eaves by Warren Zevon.Ramblin’ Man – Lemon JellyNo not blues, as the title would kind of suggest. A magnificent list of all the places the “Ramblin’ Man” has been to, over a sublime laid back groove track. The way the places are announced gives a real exotic feel to them, Kentish Town and Sudbury included. Lauran Carter, Community Manager: Elbow, MirrorballMy brother got married last week and this was their first dance. I still can't listen to it without crying happy tears :'). How We Operate #4: Tom and Phil, Cedar Studios: Good Afternoon Scrubs!Ahead of a special guest appearance that Tom and Phil will be making tomorrow on our live stream, we thought it would be the perfect time to introduce you to these fine fellows. The guys don't work alongside us in the studio, they have their own little hideaway where they busy themselves with everything they need to do to make Two Point sound fantastic! And they're doing a helluva job, I'm sure you'll agree! LET'S GET TO KNOW TOM AND PHIL! WOOOO!How long have you been in the games industry? Tom: Working professionally.. about 3 years? Phil: 3 learning curve filled years! First game you worked on? Tom: 'The Sexy Brutale' (made by the great guys down at Cavalier) was our first project together. Phil: We also did some work on a smaller game called 'Upwards Lonely Robot' around that time too.. Fave game to play at home? Phil: 'Don't Starve'.. i've been pretty obsessed with it since it coming out on the switch.. Tom: I wish it was 'Animal Crossing' for the switch, but currently I’ve been playing ‘Sea Of Thieves’ with Sam (from TwoPoint) and trying to convince him to not shoot every pirate we see.. Fave little person game? Phil: 'Rollercoaster Tycoon 1', so many childhood memories… sacrilege I know. Tom: My sister and I were obsessed with ‘Theme Park’, but we were the weird kids who played it on the PS1 rather than PC. When you’re not slogging away at Two Point Studio, where can you be found? Phil: Probably playing a guitar or piano or trying to make a sound out of something?? Tom: What Phil actually means is running around fighting gyms in ‘Pokemon Go’! He’s started going off for walks by himself on lunch breaks.. What’s your party trick? Phil: I have got very pointy ballet feet which is quite amusing to some… Tom: My party trick is pointing out how weird Phil’s feet are. Now, the quick fire round! Answer these as quick as you can! If you could buy ANY kind of food RIGHT NOW what would it be? Phil: Mars Ice cream bar. Tom: Melon? Favourite movie quote? Tom: “When life gives you lemons, just say **** the lemons and bail.” -Paul Rudd, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Phil: ... What’s your fave 90s tv show? Phil: Saved by the Bell Tom: The Fresh Prince of Bel Air In your opinion, where’s the worst place you could get stuck? Phil: In a studio with tom all day… Tom: A plane, and ouch. If you worked in a hospital, what would you do? Phil: Keep all the patients entertained by blasting some rock music through the tannoy.. When I got fired I would busk outside for loose change. Tom: I’d be a janitor. Day or Night? Phil: Day Tom: Night, (see why we’re a good match?) Last film you watched? Phil: Game Night Tom: Magic Mike XXL (don’t ask). Cats or Dogs? Phil: Dogs Tom: Dogs Coffee or Tea? Tom: Coffee Phil: Tea for me Who’s your fave member of Two Point and why? Phil: Mark Webley as he has always had faith in us for some reason as we are so new to the industry he puts a lot of responsibility in our hands which we love! Everyone is great though.. must be hard being so nice to the sound guys who once almost deleted the build… Tom: Mark Webley and Gary Carr have been great to us, but I’d be crazy not to say Ben Perry. He’s been putting up with my nonsense since day 1, but always manages to help us get the sound working the way we want it to. What’s the most delightful word you can think of? Phil: Pizza Tom: Sofa You’re going out to buy cheese, what cheese do you get? Phil: Halloumi, Brie, mozzeralla balls and 2 multipacks of cheesestrings.. (cheese is great) What’s the last thing you liked on social media? Tom: an old man playing some really chilled blues in a guitar shop on Instagram.. You have to do a dance, what song will it be to? Phil: Dead or alive - 'You Spin Me Right Round’ Tom: Taylor Swift - ‘Shake It Off' You’re running for PM, what will be your campaign slogan? Tom: ‘We’re gonna give renewable energy a proper go.. Who’s with us?' We’re taking James Watt off the fifty pound notes, who will you replace him with? Why? Tom: David Attenborough. I know he’s not revolutionary, but I’d just like to see his face more often. Wanna know more about Cedar Studios? Check out their website! https://www.cedarstudios.co.uk/. Update v1.10 Bug fixes!: Hi everyone,Our final update of the year is available now! In this update (v.1.10) we have added the Bigfoot DLC illnesses to Sandbox if you own the DLC and fixed various bugs. Changelog: Added the Bigfoot DLC illnesses and cure rooms to Sandbox mode for people who own the DLC Fixed a bug where guest trainers were not available after they have left the hospital Various crash fixes and bug fixes Speculative fixes for some load failuresLet us know in the comments below or in the steam discussion forum (https://steamcommunity.com/app/535930/discussions/0/2806204040006424820/ ) if you have any issues or questions about the update, and we will get back to you. We have lots of exciting things planned for Two Point Hospital in the new year and we will share what we are up to with you as soon as we can. Thank you so much for all of the support this year, it's been amazing!HAPPY CHRISTMAS!. Two Point Radio: Music To Make Games To, 2019 #3: Another fortnight has passed, and therefore it's officially another Tunesday! Get these right in your ear holes! Like what you hear? Let us know who's music taste is most in tune with yours in the comments below!Chris Knott, Lead Animator:Meduza - Piece of your HeartYuksek - Showbiz - purple disco machine edit. Earth Wind and Fire - Shining Star.Pertubator - Future Club.Dave Oxford, ArtistI recently watched the Blackkklansman and liked the soundtrack. The track Blut Und Boden (Blood and Soil) captures the flavour of the film really well, I thought. Well worth a watch and listen.Prem Fatek, Artist:One lil energy boostSnake man by RichaadEB And one intense orchestra song (except the original is not on spotify >:( , so have a base filled cover of it ) D.V.M.N(From "devilman crybaby") by falkkone Rich Brooks, Coder:White Lies - Ritual - Bigger Than Us White Lies just released an album called Five, that seems pretty cool. But the first couple album are still their best imho. This one is from Ritual and is typical of their sound. Love it!Radiohead - The Butcher EP - The ButcherThe is an obscure Radiohead track, released as an extra for those that bought King of Limbs from their website. It's definitely a big out there, but if you're not tapping your foot or nodding your head by the end of it, then there's something wrong with you.Gomez - Bring It On - Whippin' PiccadillyClassic band. Classic song.Lauran Carter, Community Manager:MegaRan - Splash Woman. A whole song about the first ever female boss to appear in Mega Man? Yes. Please. Also, I've very much still on the Mac Miller train. It's been a full month of Mac for me now, and I have no intention of moving on. I won't add another track to the playlist, but do go and listen to more if you feel so inclined. I love him. I am sad. Craig Laycock, Brand Manager:When Nik Kershaw wrote The Riddle he succeeded in creating the most confusing banger in pop history. Take the lyrics, “Near a tree by a river, there’s a hole in the ground/ Where the Old Man of Aran goes around and around”. I’ve done some research and I can confirm the whole premise is absolute tripe. Tripe that I can’t stop listening to and that I’m now inflicting to ruin your day, and this playlist. Damn your songwriting hands, Nik Kershaw!Ben Hymers, Lead Coder:This week I have just had my big playlist on shuffle. The shuffle gods have chosen this song more often than all the other songs: Les Fleur, by 4hero. It's a lovely tune :)Mark Webley, Director:I've been listening to Gorillaz: The Now Now pretty bloody excellent.*editors note - I've chosen the first track so as not to bombard you with Gorillaz!*Gary Carr, Creative Director:Adolescent Sex - JapanUp Around The Bend - Hanoi RocksHarry Puttock:Tokyo -BrockhamptonYour Dog - Soccer MommyVibrant - BrasstracksWe've set up a Two point Radio Specific Spotify Channel now, where you will find our older and brand new playlists. You can find the 2019 playlist here!: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4jycpaF6TYJ38nIXI8kezvAnd if you're interested, you can find our 2018 playlist here!:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2q7q4m0bXZT1U1XumCGXDFEnjoy!Lauran. *OUT NOW!* Two Point Hospital: Pebberley Island DLC!: Bon Voyage, Scrubs! It's time to dig out your travelling trunk, pack up your stethoscope, neatly fold away your doctors coat and slap on some sunscreen, because we're headed to Pebberley Island! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1003310/Two_Point_Hospital_Pebberley_Island/https://youtu.be/anB8_Sa3LG4It's been a little while since our last DLC, Bigfoot, hit the ground running with its enormous hairy feet, so we thought it was about time we visited a part of Two Point County that's a little less polar - because who doesn't enjoy a holiday to warmer climes?! Plus, we've been looking for an excuse to couple Bermuda shorts with our serious Doctor's attire for AGES now. There's a rumour that the secret to eternal life exists somewhere on the Island. I just hope that the death-defying water doesn't taste like something that's been sitting stagnant for ages… because I drank some really old water once and it made me gag….Aaaaanyways, in Two Point Hospital: Pebberley Island you'll be joining intrepid explorer Wiggy Silverbottom in an exciting new adventure through the tropics. I don't want to say Wiggy's eccentric, but he is a real stickler for cleanliness, so you better make sure your Janitors work their socks and sandals off to banish the germs from your General Diagnostic rooms and everywhere else, frankly. You'll be faced with some utterly overgrown landscape and some brand new illnesses. Let's have a look at what you can expect:Pebberley Reef:This Hospital site sits on the majestic coastline, waves lap the shore nearby and the forest exists just out of reach, but probably close enough to attract insects. You’ll arrive to discover you can only hire janitors with absolutely no experience whatsoever so err… good luck with that. Oh - and watch out for the totally unpredictable weather. Pebberley Reef is somewhat of a microcosm, might be worth getting a pair of those rubber souled shoes to make sure you're grounded at all times. Overgrowth:I don't want to go as far as to say the plants are watching you and paying attention to how you run your hospital… but they kind of are. In fact they're not only watching, but they're also judging you. Please the trees to gain ground in the jungle and expand your hospital. Guys… I think they're listening, quick - act Philanthrop-y… *ahem* I, for one, welcome Overgrowth Overlords. Topless Mountain:Having visited the Pointy Mountains in the snowy North of Two Point County, you'll likely be shocked at just how flat a mountain can be. I mean really, these elevations are flat enough to build Hospitals on! Build up some cash and kudosh and tropic like it's hot - which it will be - to build some altitudinous healthcare constructions and assist the most sickly traveller. Wiggy will busy himself with excavating the surrounding area, which is likely to attract hordes of sight seers. Literal hordes. Prepare for waves of sickly tourists as things get pretty crazy. As long as you keep palm and carry on you'll be just fiiiine. In addition to these new locations, you'll enjoy a plethora of new illnesses, including:Blank Look - The sufferers facial features have receded out of existence and must be coaxed back with subtle, hydraulic machinery. NOT REALLY! Watch aghast as sufferers faces are quite literally stamped back on to their heads. Harrowing.Wanderust - Prolonged feelings of sameness have led to dull, tedious pain and a craving for adventure. The sufferers tendency to search for relief in highly precarious, unimaginative activities mean that they pose a great risk to themselves and others… and you, Dear Administrator, can be the one to put all of this right. Screwball - Recurrent bafflement has caused a build-up of extremely dense negative feelings. The heavy head must be removed and replaced by a lighter, happier head before it's too late.I'm off for a Margarita. Adios, Beaches!

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